Overheard @ Eaton Center food court

So the other day, I'm sitting in the lower level food court scarfing a bagel/cream cheese after a particularity grueling gym sess. and although I'm pretty much 100% concentrated on my delicious snack and getting it in me before I have to brave the 6pm torture...(subway) I can't help but overhear the convo to my left...

Asian guy and girl...presumably bf/gf..although based on their convo they just as well could be lab partners.

Him: kinda nerdy looking..glasses, textbook open (i like to pass judgment at first glance)...we'll call him Albert.
Her: tall, thin (obviously, she's Asian) , clearly shops at H&M....we'll call her Teresa.

Teresa: I told you...I'm not good at math.
Albert: It's ok...I can explain it to you. Do you know...%*#@)(!+ ? ...(cannot regurgitate what Albert said because sounded like gibberish to my ears...but i assume it was some sort of theory..or equation...or something mathy).
Teresa: (looking bored) Do you have any money? I'm dying for a bubble tease.
Albert: oh yeah, sure! hang on, ill get it for you.
Teresa: Oh thanks, oh and actually, while you're up...can you get me some New York Fries...poutine please. I'm starving.

At this point, I'm a bit depressed and indignant at the unfairness of life. I have to spend hours sweating out salads with tuna at the gym, and little miss H&M gets to drink tapioca drinks and eat meals consisting of fried potatoes, gravy and cheese curds..and she gets to wear the H&M size 2. Bitch...anyway.

Albert: oh uh..sure.
Teresa: And while you're getting that for me, I'll study &*%$#@!~...
Albert: Do you want to walk to class tomorrow before the test? we can review.
Teresa: No sorry, I'm going to Yorkdale.. I need new jeans...but maybe we can grab dinner afterwards? my treat.
Albert: nono, its fine I'll get it., where would you like to go?

I am done my bagel and cannot bear the thought of sitting next to New York fries poutine so I force myself to leave...but wow I was impressed. Girl really knows how to get men to pay for things!